Quotable Quotes and Indian Humor

This entry is part 6 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

The longer I am in India, the more I am convinced that Indians have a similar sense of humor to Aussies. Some of quotes below will hopefully show you what I mean.

After my first lecture on Ephesians, numerous students got up and said “…Ricky Ponting? Ricky Ponting?”

When we asked Asap (one of the leaders here at IGL) why almost all Indian men have moustache’s he said “it shows courage and boldness. The bigger the moustache, the more bold you are. If have giant moustache, then you will be feared.” Mark Penn and I asked what if you dont have a moustache like us. Asap, with a glint in his eyes said “then you are like a little girl…”

Each day I have been giving the students a few tips and helps on sitting exams. After one of the daily tests, one of the students came up to me and said “same questions tomorrow?” No there will be different questions I answered. He replied with a wry smile of his face, “same answers then…?”

Sensational southern India

This entry is part 5 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

India is a feast for the senses.
I constantly feel like my senses are in overload, straining to process the sights,sounds,smells and sensations happening around me.

Waking before daybreak to the sound of children singing in the Orphanage nearby

Opening my bedroom door to the fragrance of garlic, spices and curry wafting up the stairwell
Hearing my brothers and sisters in Christ praying “powerful prayers” that sound like a race call at Randwick
The calls of birds at dawn and dusk
A cool breeze and the welcome shade of a nearby grove of palm trees

The sweet taste of real Indian chai tea served in small plastic cups
The feint sound of cow bells in nearby paddocks

I will post more of these in the days to come, but for the moment I am like a sponge soaking up every moment. The most sensational thing, and I suspect what makes every other experience so amazing, is the joy of being with brothers and sisters in Jesus. Praise God for his family the Church.

Getting down to business

This entry is part 4 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

Today we finally started what we came here to do - teach the Bible. Just to recap, our team of 9 people, in partnership with India Gospel League, have travelled to southern india for 2 weeks. Our task is to teach Ephesians and Biblical Theology to over 180 Pastors and Church Leaders. The growth of the Church in India over the last 10 years is so rapid, that India Gospel League can’t train Pastors as fast as Churches are planted. So our work this week is to train and equip these Pastors, who in turn will raise up and train new Pastors.

Our day started with an amazing assortment of curry, pappadums, rice and porridge. 3 cups of black coffee and a plate of curry later, we headed off to start our teaching. Breakfast Indian style is brilliant, especially the dosai - Indian pancakes served with curry. Yumm!

Now on the far side of the campus, there is a large auditorium and teaching area where the teaching is run. The formal teaching is made up of three sessions a day with an exam at the end of each day. For the men, these sessions consist of a 60 minute lecture followed by a 30 minute discussion group. Previous teaching teams have found the women learn better in small groups, so their 90 minute sessions are spent together in a group setting.

Lecturing to  a large group of Indian Pastor whilst being translated, is a lot like driving in India. There are rules, but these are unspoken. Some translators would wait until I stopped speaking, and then translate. Others would simply start translating once their “word count” was full. It was a great joy and over the course of the day, my translators and I relaxed a little and were even cracking jokes at one another’s expense. One of the funniest things regarding the translators is the occasions when they don’t translate what you have said and simply nod. When you repeat the phrase or idea again, they nod, and with a wry smile say “yes they already know that now…”

Teaching Ephesians  to my brothers and sisters this week is going to be immensely encouraging. My prayer is that it will be equally encouraging for them as they grow in their love for Jesus. Please pray with me that this would be the case.

Skyping Women’s Bible Study

This entry is part 3 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

This morning Deb, Larissa and I got up early to Skype a bunch of the Women’s Bible Study Groups. It was encouraging to be able to report back what we’ve been up to, and exciting to know that we have groups back at home praying for us.

What was really cool, was the women back at home were texting us questions as we were speaking. Thanks to everyone who has been praying for us and the work we are doing here. It is very much needed and appreciated.

It’s life Jim but not as we know it

This entry is part 2 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

India is an assault on the senses in every respect. There are no words to describe the noises, smells, sights, chaos, hospitality, joy and warmth of the people here.

Arriving in Bangalore
We arrived into Bangalore international airport at 9:50pm on Saturday night and after clearing customs were greeted by Pastor Paulraj and our driver. Bags loaded onto the mini bus we headed off the Hosur, about 90 minutes from Bangalore.

Now I had been warned about the driving in India. I was told that it would be both an adventure, and the closest thing to death this side of glory. It didnt dissapoint! Becuase we had arrived at Bangalore late in the evening, we couldnt see a lot of the countryside we were drivng through. In fact the only thng we could really see were the innumerable cars, buses, motor scooters and pedestrians that all wanted to use the same piece of road at exactly the same moment. Lines on the road become suggestions, the horn on every vehicle becomes your weapon of choice, and so begins the black art of driving in India.

Church Indian Style
On Sunday morning after a hearty breakfast Indian style, we headed to Church. After 20 minutes driving, we left the main road and headed down what can only be described as a goat track (in fact there were plenty of goats and cows…). More shanty houses interspersed with kids running in the streets with happy faces. We rounded the corner to the sounds of beating drums and the local Church singing their lungs out praising God. Off with the shoes and socks (note to self: wear sandals or slippons tomorrow…) and we were ushered into the Church and up onto the stage. Talk about feeling conspicous! Church was amazing. We had been bought along at 11am by which time the service had already been going more than an hour. There was more singing, and then the Pastor introduced our team to the Church. I then preached on Matthew 6 about being careful not to do our acts of righteousness for the praise of man, but living for the praise of God alone. Preaching with a translator was a hoot, and the translator I had was excellent.

Mark & Larissa Penn gave their testimonies of how they came to trust Jesus, along with Jess Khor who shared her story as well.

For me the highlight of the morning was prayer. Firstly, the Pastor asked Mark Penn and I to pray for and commit to the Lord, a young couple who were leaving to plant a new congregation in a village a few hours away. Secondly, when the service was over, almost all of the congregtaion came forward asking the team members to pray with them and for them. They couldnt speak english…we couldnt speak tamil. But with a few gestures of folded hands, and large warm smiles, we all spent the next 30 minutes praying with Brothers & Sisters in Christ whom we had only met an hour earlier. It was a tremendous privilige.

Travelling from Hosur to Salem
I didnt quite know what to expect in India interms of scenery. I knew we were visiting the south and would be based in Salem, what I didnt realise was that between the larger cities like Bangalore, are vast stretches of farming land littered with shanty villages and people trying to make a living for themselves from what seems like arid rocky. Despite it’s apperance, in parts the rural areas are quite lush and have large areas of grassland and groves of palm trees.

After 3 hours or so we drove into the bustling city of Salem. I have a hunch that the cities are like an amplifier for whatever else you see in India. More people, loads more cars bikes and buses, and pedestrians everywhere. We drove through the city and headed out into the rural outskirts of Salem where Sharon Gardens, India Gospel League’s headquarters, was located.

We were warmly greeted, and shown to our rooms where we could unpack. After getting cleaned up and having a hot shower (did I say hot shower…) we headed down for an amazing curry for dinner. The hospitality shown to use has been amazing and I cant wait for the rest of the week. But now I have been awake for almost 24 hours. Im beat, and with a feeling of immense anticipation, I’m going to collapse into bed.

Reading and watching in transit to India

This entry is part 1 of 6 in the series India Mission 2011

Sitting on a plane for 13 hours isn’t my idea of fun. On the upside its a great opportunity to finish two or three of the books I am currently reading. I started “The Book Thief” a few months back, but as is often the case, it founds itself towards the bottom of the pile of books currently being read. I enjoyed what I read so far, so here’s hoping…

So my plan to stave off boredom and “death by airplane food” is as follows…

Step 1. Enjoy a nice meal and a glass of red while working my way through the first half of Band of Brothers. I have been really looking forward to watching this series and I figure a plane trip is a great place to do it.

Step 2. Mind suitably relaxed and eyes glazed over, now its time to turn to The Book Thief. A few hours should see me past half way, just in time to land in Singapore and stretch the legs.

Step 3. Between Singapore and Bangalore India, gives me a bit of time to review the teaching notes and lectures on Ephesians & Promise to Fulfillment that we will be giving over the next 2 weeks. Any other time, well I guess I might get some shut-eye.

Step 4. Rinse lather and repeat.

What about you? Got any other suggestions for books or things to watch? I’m going to need something to read on the way home so would love some recommendations.

Favorite iPad Applications

This entry is part 1 of 1 in the series World Domination With An iPad

Recently a friend asked me what my favorite apps for my iPad are. This got me thinking about doing a series of posts focussed around how I use my iPad. Hopefully it will be of help. So on to today’s post - what apps do I have on my iPad and what are my favorites? Rather than simply serving up yet another hapless list of apps, I’m going to list my favorites and give a brief explanation of how they’re useful to me as a Preacher an Pastor.

1. Omnifocus. Omnifocus is without a doubt the app that I use most on my iPadFor more information. At its most basic level, Omnifocus is a task list manager, though has very advanced features that allow you to successfully manage multiple projects. It is built around David Allen’s GTD framework and also SYNCs with the Desktop aplication for Mac.

I use this app when Im sitting in staff meeting taking action items, I use it daily to manage what I  next have to do, and I use it anytime I am brainstorming about what sub-tasks are part of a larger project. Having this app on my iPad ensures I always have my current projects and task lists on hand, and that they are always in SYNC with my other data. At $39 its not cheap but you wont find a better app for ‘getting things done’. For more information see this helpful review.

2. GoodReader. First and foremost, Good Reader reads files. If you’re looking for some sort of multi-editor for multiple file types, then Good Reader isn’t the app for you. The greatest selling point of this app, in fact, is that you can connect to many kinds of online servers or your local computer to import files (images, documents) and read them / organize them into the app’s interface. Ultimately, Good Reader is an application that can pull most every kind of file from the Internet and store it into its database. You can read, but you can’t create.

I use GoodReader to connect to my DropBox account, download my sermons in PDF format, and then preach from my iPad. It is quick, easy and reliable, and moving from one page to another of my sermon, requires a simple finger swipe to the left or right. For more information on GoodReader have a peek at MacStories’ review.

3. CalenGoo. CalenGoo is a (unofficial) Google Calendar app for the iPhone. The standout feature of this app is that it SYNCs with Google and stores a local copy of your Calendar, meaning you dont always need to have an active 3G or WIFI connection to view your Google Calendar. There is a great review of the app here and for more information see CalenGoo in iTunes

4. Early Edition is a RSS News Reader for the iPad that aggregates your feeds and presents them in beutifully designed newspaper style layout. I use this app every morning over my coffee at breakfast to read the blogs I subscribe to. Becuase it SYNCs with my Google Reader account, all of the feeds already in Google Reader automagically get SYNCd with Early Edition. It also has the ability to save articles for later reading with InstaPaper, as well as being able to share an article via email or social media. A great app that I use every day! For more information see this review or cartch the Early Edition on iTunes.

There are many other apps on my iPad but the ones outlined above are my favorites and are well loved and used. Anyway, I hope that gives a little insight into some of my favorite iPad applications and how I use them in my workflow. For what it’s worth, the following is a list of all the applications only iPad at the moment: CalenGoo, GoodReader, TripView, Pastebot, 1Password, Pkt Weather, Quota, Clock Free, DropBox, Twitter, Early Edition, VLC, Mashable, ABC, IceTV, Analytics HD, Instapaper, TweetDeck, Skype, Flickr, Evernote, Jumbo, Google Earth, Bible, Rain, mTaxi, Omnifocus, Tiny Wings, Words HD, FlightControl, Angry Birds, Carcassonne, Harbor Master.

So what about you? What iPad apps are your favorites and why? And better still, how do they help you in your day to day work?